Forgotten 5 Signs You’re Watching a Bad Movie
5. The words “Jennifer Lopez” appear in the opening credits.
4. You talked to everyone about this movie and no one knew anything about it.
3. It’s on local Channel 12-2 in the Triad area of North Carolina.
2. ____________________(insert name of person who is famous for being famous) said they “loved it.”
1. They rewrite over 70 years of history by giving Superman a son.
What did I leave out?
In case you wanted to know, there are two types of mainstream movies banned at my house: Anything with Jennifer Lopez and Rocky 5.
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#6 – The director is Michael Bay or George Lucas.
I will forgive you this one transgression.